"Torture by pie's a lot better than, like, fucking waterboarding, man. Did you ever hear about the, you know, the thing where they'd torture someone by going to his fucking house and playing music he hated at him until he surrendered? I never could decide if that was just totally fucking awesome or completely ridiculous, you know?"
He inhaled half the cup of coffee in the pause between sentences and said "I don't feel very much like screaming yet, so I guess you're allowed to go ahead. I'll scream if I need to, though."