Jack came dancing around the corner, and found himself face to face to face to face to face with a lot of people. He hadn't known they were in here. Hadn't really cared, if he was going to be completely honest. But it might have been interesting to know.
"So, what's the haps? What's the what? What's goin down, clowns?" He laughed at his own joke, as he was wont to do.
"Anybody know that there's a giant thing with horns thundering around looking slobbery and hungry? Cause there is. Hate to say it, but it's sort of headed this way. And did I hear something about virgins?"