"They were a purely no-cross kind of church. They gave being a vampire some sort of religious aura. It was more of a Waco-style cult than a church, with the mass death up front and the lifetime of donations afterward."
She sighed and continued, "Of course, power corrupts. It's just a matter of how fast and how bad."
"Anyways, how'd you piss off lawyers enough to get thrown into a Hell dimension? Sounds like you went way over on the expense accounting."