"One drink does not make me drunk. You've seen me all kinds of messed up, and this," he pointed to his face with the head of his cane, "isn't one of those times." He pulled the mask down over his face again and mocked her behind it, making all kinds of stupid faces at her where she couldn't see. "Yeah you have. Blonde and engaged to the stupid wombat. G'day, mate. Ready to marry him and have lots of little wallabies with him." Then House really looked at Cameron and realized she was just as confused as he was.
"You...have no idea what I'm talking about, do you? Oh, God..." and he rolled his eyes and tilted his head. "Well if this place doesn't suck...how am I supposed to mock you if you don't know what I'm talking back so I can mock you? Damn, talk about sapping all the fun out of life."