This was just wrong. Either Karen really wanted to believe she was a vampire in order to deal with the whole being sober thing, or Karen really was a vampire. If the latter was true...
Jack turned his head slightly and backed a few steps away.
"You're not going to bite me now, are you?" He really hoped the answer was that she'd not bite him ever, because Jack didn't want to be a vampire. He rather liked being himself just as he was. Jack liked not being dead, vampiric or being a meal for anyone.
Really.
"Because if you're hungry, maybe we should find Will. Like bacon, I'm sure blood tastes better with more fat on it."