"Let me guess: you're kind of unusual comes in the form of sexy hickies? My form of unusual comes in potential zombie outbreak and eating grandma's brains."
She slumped in her barstool and drank her not-that-hot bloody mary.
"Sorry. I am careful. It's not like I'm not already paranoid about infecting another person. I keep my nails cut and basically have a life of celibacy to look forward to for the rest of however long I live in this state. I work in the morgue, so, at least I don't get to add desecration of graves to the list. That's something."