"Selina Kyle...annoyance extraordinaire and my business partner," Effie said before turning, wrapping her arms around Killian and pulling him into a deep kiss. As she pulled back, she pouted up at him. "So why don't you want to be my boyfriend? You've already seen and touched every inch of my body..."
"Seriously?" Jonathan said to Edward, exasperated. "Go back to mentally fondling your daughter';s lover." He turned his attention back to Selina. "Ignore him, he doesn't deserve attention."