"Nuh-uh. NUH-UH! Here! Now! Come here now!" he said, finally managing to create an entire sentence between clinched teeth.
"Maxine! You found me!" not-Wash said with spread arms and hands. "Have you brushed your tee--"
The reason not-Wash was no longer talking was because Wash had thrown his braced hand over his creepy double's mouth. Not-Wash looked confused and frustrated but made no move to question the action or escape the hand.
"What is this?!" Wash said, trying to keep voice level and pointed to an offended looking not-Wash. "Did you do this?! Can you UN-do this?"