"Oh, I know of a place. Granted, that's going to make our tour a lot shorter..." he said with mischief in his eyes glowing through a put-on serious face.
"You won't get to see the pond at the park, the burger place, the library...but the plus would be that through the bottom of a glass you won't care about your limited knowledge of the City at all. In fact, it almost glows after a few hours inebriating yourself," he said with an outright smile now.
"Oh! And it has a pool table! Do you play pool? I like pool. We're going to play pool," he said and it was decided.
"Quick overview. Stark tower; obnoxious, super smart, rich guy with heart of gold lives there. Ooh, also mild-mannered, super smart, scientist guy works there. The park; home of my ship! Library; never been there. Arkham Asylum; never gonna go there. And the City moves every once and a while. You get used to it. And when you're drunk ya don't notice it! Ha!
"You look like a läger guy...am I right? I'm usually right about these things," he said pointing to him and then turning back as they dived for the nearest alcohol selling establishment.