"I am not!" Edward slurred, frowning when his drink was captured and drained. He was too intoxicated to care that his worst enemy now occupied the space in his lap too, which caused the drunken madman to lean back slightly in his seat. When another girl with drinks wandered by, Eddie got two more flutes of champagne and drained the first one instantly. Before Enigma got any more silly ideas.
"Here, drink this one." Edward said with a hiccup, pushing the other flute at Enigma.