Dean didn't know if this guy was playing with him, or if he was really that ridiculous. He was about to ask as much or make a snarky comment of his own before any thought was cut off by the announcement. The growl that was threatening was cut through with the prospect of good food.
"Yes! Two! Loaded." He smiled. He reached back and pulled the weird hobo over. "He's having his first!" Dean was going to be nice to poor man and buy him his first. He was popping the guy's cheeseburger cherry. He would never admit to this, not like that anyway.
"Make it snappy." He patted the hobo's shoulder a little harder than needed, but at least he was being nice. Right?