"Yeah, well let's just say I'm not a stranger to cold, dark, and offensive on the outside and fluffy on the inside," Wash said with a chuckle.
"Ooh, that's a good idea. Not that Zoe is your average woman, but getting a second opinion of the fairer and much stronger sex is not a terrible idea," he said, pointing enthusiastically. "Not having a mustache this time is going to be beneficial..."
The last he mumbled to himself stroking his upper lip. His eyes were widening with possibilities.
He started to get off the stool, a little too quickly because he started to stumble with sudden dizziness by the alcohol consumption.