"Make it electronic and scrolling," Tony suggested for the sign. That would work well enough.
He squinted at the hair, then shook his head and shrugged. "Nope. Sorry. Maybe you're getting old and it whited out."
Tony wasn't foriegn to grays, but he was pleased that his were more or less classy and organized as they came in.
He shrugged a shoulder. "Women choose their own way. But hey, if you didn't drive her off earlier you've got a better shot at most than convicing her to take you back."