To be honest, Wash was just too tired and too melancholy to care about the technology. Not to mention at this point, with no food in his stomach and a solid lubrication of alcohol, he was too buzzed to focus on it, anyway. But his interest piqued at Tony's commanding attitude.
He was only slightly chagrin when Tony programmed his name.
"I'm told I'm more of a strawberry blonde," Wash responded with a slight smile as his fingers went through his wild hair.
Ugh, when had his hair gotten so unruly and long? Zoe had always cut it for him before.
"Kind of like a pet," Wash mused taking the device smoothly from the man. He looked at it, a bit bored.
Now that he knew it was voice activated and a touch screen he was more comfortable with it. He realized that even though this was the thin by Tony's era's standards it was still a weighty device to him. When one had paper screens it was hard not to get spoiled. But Serenity had enough older tech to be used to the clunkiness. Wash smirked to think of Tony's indignation at that knowledge and smartly decided not to share it.
"Reprogram name," Wash said directly to the now alight device.
There was a small delay and then, State new name.
He thought a minute. Prince? King? Emperor? His ego got the better of him suddenly.
"Wash, the handsomest man in the 'verse," he said with a grin.
Your name is now 'Wash, the handsomest man in the 'verse.' Is this correct?
"Yep!" Wash said gleefully. The voice confirmed the change.
"Ooh. What's the internet?" Wash asked to himself as he spied the browser icon. "Wait. I think we learned about this in school..."
He wracked his brain about history, a subject he didn't really care for. Or hadn't.