Tony watched the man do what he could to hide the fact that he had no idea what to do with Tony's tech. This was just a bit surprising, Tony figured he'd at least have made a go at it.
He reached over and pull the device over, letting it stay on the countertop. He tapped it once and a welcome screen popped up, asking trivial location services. Under name he leaned in. "Blonde Testdummy," he said clearly. The phone's screen, still mostly transparent but now displaying several windows, lit up and a small voice from a hidden speaker welcomed "Blonde Testdummy" to the device. It had been quite a while since Tony had set anything up, usually he patched in Jarvis and that was that.
The screen went to a default of basic icons. "Tell it what you want from it and it should respond. If it falls asleep you can wake it up by tapping it," he said. He was being a bit more patient then usual, mostly because he was enjoying the drink and just too tired to give Wash too hard a time about it.