Jack watched the stupid girl slide around on her face. He let her for a while, too, because it was too funny. She was going to fuck up her mug more than he'd planned to.
When he'd had enough of the amusement, he approached. Instead of setting her upright again, Jack sat on the back of the chair. He put his full weight on her.
"Just when I think you can't get any more daft. You flip yourself onto your face. If I had a camera, I would take a picture of this." Jack smiled to himself. "Oh wait. I do. That stupid phone the City keeps sticking me with has one on it. I guess I finally have a use for it."
He pulled the device from his pocket and leaned forward, looking at Enigma from between his legs. It took him a while to figure out how to get the camera part to work, but he did and made sure that he got a good shot of her, flash and everything.
"Won't that be embarrassing once it gets out? You know. I could really use this camera for some fun things. I'm sort of mad I never thought of it before now. I don't talk on the phone much, I'm sure you know, and I don't do that texty thing that you kids are into at all. But the camera... oh, the memories I could store."