He gave him an incredulous look when he told about his topple from the plane. Doubly incredulous when he went on talking about the biting.
"Good things to look forward to," he deadpanned which was very impressive considering his level of inebriated.
"Oh, she sounds like a good one," he said emphatically pointing a wiggling finger at him. "Kinda woman who could put you in a headlock but at the same time stroke your cheek as soft as anything. Her laugh sends you to a place not unlike nirvana. And you don't ever know bad when you look into those deep dark amazonian eyes. I recommend biting her when your not out of your usual shape. Much more rewards." A beat, then. "How's her backside?"