"I'm pretty sure that it just likes screwing with us sometimes. I don't think that I needed to have my bar and the apartment that went with it smooshed into a vampire bar."
She was already halfway to the kitchen and ducked into the fridge to retrieve two beers. She returned and offered one to Jesse.
"I'd say that it should stop trying to play God, but... uh, that probably wouldn't be the most appropriate thing to say here," she said with a little half smile.