"A quick tip for you. This is a fairytale. A really badly-written fairytale, but a fairytale all the same. Vampires aren't simply Prince Charming eternal. They are predators and whatever else you might think you are to them, you are prey. Nature always wins out in the end."
There was a bit of a scowl, because he really didn't want to talk about someone's crush on a vampire. In fact, he'd had times when he'd suspected that the Twilight nonsense was put out by vampires as a way to lure in more prey. It certainly seemed to be working, judging from the vampires that he and Dean and had run across a little while back.