This guy should have seen the physicals the special forces put you through on a yearly basis when you weren't disavowed. Underwater breath management tests. Endurance solitary sense deprivation tanks. And people wonder why he was the way he was.
"Oh." He smiled only blinking once for the list. "Uh. Well, let's see. Corporal Jake Jensen. Twenty four...pretty sure. Male, which might qualify me as Martian. Undiagnosed PTSD. Hyper tension. Hyper active social disorder, again undiagnosed. Possibly sociopathic brought on by extreme duress from back to back wet works missions in South America. Egotistic. Hedonistic. Inability to differentiate between active duty and real life...or is that covered under the PTSD? I don't like coconut since I throw it right back up after consuming it but I'm not sure that gag reflex counts as an allergy. My fingers are double jointed, and I can always...always...say my ABC's forwards and backwards while patting my head no matter how much I've had to drink."