"Oh!" He smiled amiably as he hopped up, literally, onto the exam table and swung his legs like a little kid. "So no invasive anal prostate probing. Good, because I didn't have a high fiber cereal for breakfast. More like glazed donuts and coffee about seven hours ago and since I haven't checked the time recently that could have been dinner for all I know."
He grinned impishly still riding the sugar high since the donuts and coffee had been begun seven hours ago and consumed randomly since.