"Hey!" When in doubt, start a slap fight! It was weird, unexpected and sometimes effective. He put it into play at the leggy blonde who had a hold of him but then there were two sharp stabs into his assets. Ahem.
"Ow! OW! What the hell..." His legs went wobbly and his world was beginning to spin. Not unlike the time Cougar challenged him to a tequila shot contest but with less pleasant results. But at least there were girls so maybe it was kind of the same.