"Do you prefer meteor-impaired? Or normality-challenged? Come on, you have to be from Smallville if you're making this happen. Maybe you don't even realize it. Ever drink something that was a little too green to be natural? Or been trapped in a meteor shower? Maybe just digging somewhere you shouldn't have been?"
She bit her lip as she considered the possibility that he wasn't responsible for this. But it was a whole hell of a lot better to have a lead than to be plopped down in the middle of crazytown with none of the whos, whats, whys, or hows.
"And besides, I don't ever set out to do things that get into trouble. It just happens sometimes. Reporting's a dangerous job. People don't usually like it when you try to dig up the truth."