That was annoying. A man making fund of his name... even the pirates respected it. Rufio scowled and went at him harder, swinging the metal weapon with all of his not-quite-manly strength.
"I'm The Pan. The king of the tree, the leader of the Lost Boys. I kill pirates for fun and I win all the games. I wield the Pan's sword, and I'll run you through with it whenever I please, you butt-breathed old frog!"