"This is the pre-inspection. The post-inspection comes later."
The Doctor's psychic paper would have been very useful about now. Thankfully the time traveler's young companion was very skilled with words. And bossing boys around, albeit flirtatiously. Once she caught his eyes glancing in the direction of her clip board she pulled it back and scribbled Important Notes and Observations to try and discourage his wandering eye.
"Doctor McCoy? How old are you? You can't be older than twenty-two."
More scribbling.
"Right then. So what sort of research are you conducting here?"