Harley quickly reverted her focus back to the show once she’d gotten rid of the low-grade retail romeo. The assistant manager wouldn’t bother her again for at least a few commercial breaks, she figured. He’d let her watch, but he’d be back because of her boobs. They always came back because of her boobs. It was the curse of being busty.
So her attention was riveted on the televisions in front of her, taking in the storyline from several different sources, as she tried to catch up on what she’d missed. Not much, it looked like. Though she did figure out that the reason the fake mobster was working with the cop was because the cop was his kid. How the hell would that even happen? Then the man in black’s enforcer came on the screen, and Harley leaned forward to ooo over the muscular blue-eyed blond.
Caught up in the amazing amount of testosterone packed into a tight black t-shirt and jeans, Harley paid absolutely no attention to her surroundings, or the people in it. She had no clue that anyone was even behind her until there was a hard, sharp pain in her posterior. But even caught off guard as she was, her response was immediate.
Harley let the kick lift her up, continuing the motion to rise out of the chair. In a spin that looked as graceful as a ballerina’s pirouette, she turned and grabbed the sides of the chair then continued to pivot, swinging the piece of furniture with her. Even if Harl hadn’t gotten the shot from Ivy that made her stronger and faster than most other human beings, it wouldn’t have been too hard to pick the chair up; it was lighter than it looked. At the apex of the turn, she let go of the chair, letting it fly at the face of the man standing behind her, assuming that he’d been responsible for the rude interruption.
Her hand then went to her posterior and she rubbed the sore spot, frowning fiercely. At the top of her lungs, she began advising any other customers within earshot, “What a piece of crap! There’s no padding to that thing! Cheap furniture! This store sells CHEAP AND SHODDY FURNITURE! Don’t buy here! Shop somewhere else!”