Still laughing, Jack stared at the pair. What the hell were these two doing in their crazy outfits anyway. "Listen kids, Halloween is way over and you obviously aren't in Kansas anymore. This is not New York."
After all, if it was New York, Jack would have been in a gay bar rather than walking along the street. Or at the very least he'd be in the street with some young pup's hand entwined with his with a thick wallet in his pocket. Ready to buy Jack dinner... and a movie... and some drinks at a club.
He could just see it now. God he missed those days.