Ted shook his head. "No, I didn't feel like crime was my vacation. Though, I was doing crime on my vacations. Usually something with money. A lot of adultery, though I don't think that's actually a crime, just a sin."
Bring food to Charlie and Jen while they were working. Well, it would get him out of the house, he supposed. He could see where Charlie worked. And to top it all off, he could talk to somebody about a telepathic cat.
Ted decided he would never ever call his life boring. Who knew what would happen if he did.