Ted looked at the personals section of the paper. Right at his picture. He was completely dumbfounded. When on earth had this picture been taken? He didn't remember posing for it, and it was definitely a posed picture. Ted didn't stand like that in normal, every day life.
He shook his head.
"That's so weird." He read the ad then. "Accurate. But weird."
Quickly, Ted decided to scan the rest of them, to see if there was one for Charlie. He read one and looked at Simon for a moment, then back down.
"Is that one you? Tallish, healthy, and looking for a dark haired beauty?" While he waited for the answer, he read on. "Some of these are a little frightening, considering what I've seen in this city. A deity? Somebody looking for a bite? And what's this one at the end talking about, gray matter required? Green? Do they mean literally green?"