Well, Ted supposed it made more sense that there was a whole city pandemic of personal ads out there instead of just one for him. It also made him feel better. Like maybe it wasn't a joke at his expense.
"I...." Ted blinked a little at Simon, astounded that the guy had been able to sort out the details of that description, even if he was a doctor. And so quickly. "I am not flexible."
It was all he could think to say to that.
And he was definitely neither sadistic or masochistic. He was rather vanilla in the sack, as the kids these days put it. Something he didn't feel that the friendly Dr Simon would want to know, so he didn't say it.
"I'm curious about the paper it's in. Have you seen it?"