There was that jealousy. Those questions were exactly ones the good doctor was thinking. Why would anyone put an ad in for Ted? And why on Earth or anywhere else would a woman reply to said ad with what that? Simon leaned back to look at Ted.
"Apparently there was a City wide release of some personal ads. I believe I had one in there too. I haven't received any messages like that." Or really any others, but he left that out. "It is actually humanly possible, but I'm not sure how it could be something anyone would want to do unless they are masochistic. Or sadistic. A little bit of both. It would require both parties to be rather flexible, but mostly her rather than you. You'd just need a really strong back, good teeth, and possibly a double jointed toe."
Simon had actually worked all that out rather quickly, but then it was sort of his field. The body, not so much this particular use of the human body. He nodded, feeling a little awkward that he had admit to the information.