Ted glanced up and shrugged. Then took a longer look. It was the doctor from the Asylum. Doctor Simon. Interesting to see him outside of the place.
"I keep getting these really graphic phone messages. The last one... I'm not even sure the human body can do something like that." Ted twirled the phone on the table, and then because he was a guy, and the doctor was a guy, he offered a very guy thing to offer. "Do you want to hear it?"
He also made the offer because he wanted to be sure that he'd actually heard what he'd heard. That his brain wasn't just making up some really bizarre shit. It was that strange.