Ted glanced up and saw the doctor, but couldn't quite place the name. Was it because it'd been so long, or because he was distracted? He had no idea. But he was about to say hello when the phone chirped again. And again, Ted listened to the message left him.
For a moment, he just sat there, glassy eyed and mouth agape. More than a little stunned at what he'd heard. His head tilted as he tried to imagine the scene. "Is that... even... physically... possible?"
Really, he needed to find out what paper this was in. He needed to see what had been put in print so he could know why so many filthy people were trying to get dates with him. Ted imagined what Charlie's face would be when he found out. Or even when he heard some of these. Ted had been sure to hit save on every single one of them just so Charlie could hear.