Ace was pissed. She had woken up and found that all her clothes were green! Even her bomber jacket had turned to that bloody color. Someone had done this and even if she couldn’t find the Doctor again, she was bloody well going to find out who and bash their head in. Which would be easier since the Professor wasn’t there to stop her. What he didn’t know wouldn’t get her a lecture.
She stuffed a few green canisters of nitro-9 into her jacket pockets and grabbed her baseball bat. She loved her bat, even more since the Professor upgraded it that first time they fought the Daleks. If she could knock in the head of one of those things, she could knock the head in of anything.
But she had not been expecting to see the streets full of leprechauns. Her disbelief in seeing them only lasted for half a second. She had seen stranger things in her travels with the doctor. Ace knew that her newly green jacket had to have been caused by these little wankers. She didn’t know what their plan was, but they were obviously up to no good.
“Oi, shamrock breath,” she yelled, getting the attention of one of the little buggers. When it turned to look at her, she swung her bat and sent it sailing across the street. Ace smiled as she watched it fly through the air. When it landed, Ace saw her friend Harley kicking one of the leprechauns. There was another woman there that she didn’t know.
Nothing wrong with meeting new people, right? Ace waved at Harley and jogged over to where her friend was. “Anyone know where these buggers came from?”