It did say so on his hat, actually. Oddly. River realized that this was marginally an insane thing to say, and also something she would say, were she a wizard with a wizard hat.
She grinned broadly.
The woman wasn't human, she remembered, and also had odd errant thoughts involving a very big half drunk man and rodents. Her eyebrows furrowed. River muttered in Mandarin, under her breath, eyes rolling at the same time, and wondered what, exactly, the genie wanted done with these creatures.
"Are..."
It was just so absurd. So absurd.
"Are we kicking leprechauns out of the way? Is that how to get rid of them? It's not very..."
She searched for the English word.
"... logical. Where did they come from? Where are they going? What did they do?"
Another soared over her head.
"They can't fly... though that one thought about trying."