She felt like she could hear what was being said around her, but it was rather dream-like, and she couldn't quite make out the words. So her brain inserted a conversation that wasn't really going on.
It was by far weirder than the actual words.
Struggling to open her eyes, she managed to get one part way and looked at her partner and her cat.
"Stob talging aboud pladapuses. They neber did anyding to eider of you."