Everything in her demeanor spoke of a woman that was thoroughly displeased. What did he mean he fell for a fairy? Like fell for fell for? Like he loved her? Oh, that was so not happening. And just what was that next comment supposed to mean? He thought she’d like her. Was that a hint that he wanted a threesome? Because that was so, so not happening. Nuh-uh. Nope. No way, no how. Not in this lifetime.
Harley. Did not. Share.
That she’d had an interlude with Karen in the park didn’t even register at that moment. Because now that it was over, it was completely done in her mind, and it didn’t mean anything. But her Puddin’, talking about some other woman and getting that look on his face? That was completely different, and Harl was irked. Actually, she was so green she could’ve given Ivy a run for her money, but she didn’t want to admit she was that jealous. Not jealous. Just… possessive. Mr. J was hers, and she wasn’t lettin’ some two-bit hussy with wings and sparkles get her claws into him. Sounded like a stripper anyway.
If he’d not mentioned the fairy, she probably would have focused a bit more on his choice of abode. Arkham wasn’t exactly her idea of a day at the amusement park, though it did have some romantic significance. After all, it was where she met the love of her life. So if she were thinking a little more clearly, she might have even gone as far as to picture it as their little love nest now that he’d taken it over. She might have squealed and told him just how touching it was that he’d picked the place where they’d met to set up house. She might have smushed him and kissed him some more, just because it really was sort of sentimental.
Instead, she waved a hand, dismissing the clean up of the courtyard, not even aware of what she was supposed to be cleaning up. It didn’t really matter. “Yeah, okay, whatever, I’ll get a bulldozer.” Not that she knew how to drive one, but if a vehicle could be driven, Harl could figure out how to move it.
“Whad’ya mean, you ‘fell for a fairy?’ And just where might one find her if one were lookin’ for such a person?”