This was wrong. It was immoral. It was not something he should have felt for a young girl. Girl, above all. It was awkward and uncomfortable and above all... gross. He didn't have feelings for girls.
Well, not exactly true. He had feelings of mild affection for Karen. But that was of friendship and that kind of love. It was nothing else. Karen was his Karen. His. But that was different. This was different. This was just plain wrong.
Oh god. Straightness... it was contagious.
But he couldn't bring himself to be outright rude to the girl and so he continued to smile at her. "Jack McFarland, at your service."