Wilson winced slightly as the Amazon sliced up his pants. That man was going to experience some real discomfort trying to get anywhere now. Maybe it would teach him a lesson....but probably not.
"Good advice, ma'am. You'd think someone his age would have learned that already, but apparently not. If you ever need a doctor, you come to me. There are some real loonies in our hospital, but I'll take care of you. And, um, yea."
Waving goodbye, Wilson raised an eyebrow at the other doctor.
"Which would you prefer first, warm clothes, a stiff drink or the lowdown on this place?"