Roy fell to his knees, pleading. "All right! All right! We saw Harley with Batman one time, and we didn't know who she was, so we tried to take down Batman while he was distracted, but Harley blew up a building and we ran away."
Roy was practially sobbing now. "We haven't caught Batman or any of his family, like you asked. We tried to for the first few months, but these guys just disappear! So we kinda gave up, and we've just been hanging around since October and sneaking back here for supplies, and I took your yogurt from the fridge, but please don't kill me, Mister Joker sir. I'll do better..."