Rincewind smiled at the door, trying to look innocuous....which isn't hard, since he was generally only a danger to himself.
He pointed at his hat, since he still hadn't changed into his scrubs. He was waiting for tomorrow, his first real day of work.
"See? Wizard. I have a degree from the Unseen University and all! I was even Chair of Approximate Accuracy for a time. That was before I ended up on the Last Continent and...well. You don't want to know about that."
The Luggage spat out some sort of contraption.
"Maybe this tool will help? I found it in my Luggage."