"Sort of. I think part of it is she's rich and possibly insane. There's also the part where she's buying me a new wardrobe so my regular clothes don't offend her and it's an on call kind of thing."
George did not mention the other possible demands like wearing a collar or referring to her employer as Master. That was just going too far.
"But the problem is I sort of don't have a social security number anymore or checking account. I'm sorta legally dead. It's a long story. Please don't ask."