1. "I'm going to the shops. Want to come with me?" - Not particularly, no.
2. "Was that a flying saucer?" - After everything I've seen, wouldn't surprise me anymore.
3. "Does this dress make me look fat?" - No. Your fat makes you look fat.
4. "I'm off to save the world. Wanna come with me?" - Look, unless it involves four horsemen and an antichrist, I'm not concerned. Even then, been there done that.
5. "Why are you checking out my ass?" Why are you self-absorbed enough to assume I was looking at your ass?