1. "I'm going to the shops. Want to come with me?" "Sure, as long as we stop for coffee along the way!" 2. "Was that a flying saucer?" "Aliens are not real." 3. "Does this dress make me look fat?" "No, but your hips do." 4. "I'm off to save the world. Wanna come with me?" "Saving the world, one life at a time is more of my work, thanks." 5. "Why are you checking out my ass?" "Because you have a nice one?"