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Lee (
i_amfallen
) wrote in
we_babble
,
1. "I'm going to the shops. Want to come with me?"
You're kidding, right? You're not? ...no. No I wouldn't.
2. "Was that a flying saucer?"
No, it's just the first sign of your impending insanity. Get the hell away from me before I catch it.
3. "Does this dress make me look fat?"
No, your giant ass makes you look fat. Do I
really
look like I give a shit whether you look fat or not?
4. "I'm off to save the world. Wanna come with me?"
*looks at empty beer stein, thinks for a minute* 'kay.
5. "Why are you checking out my ass?"
Because that dress makes you look fat.
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