1. "I'm going to the shops. Want to come with me?" ::pause:: Me? Okay.
2. "Was that a flying saucer?" Why would anyone want to throw out a dish? ::pause:: Oh, you mean as a vehicle for interplanetary travel. No, the discus shape is poorly suited for such travel, or so I've been told.
3. "Does this dress make me look fat?" ::blinks:: No?
4. "I'm off to save the world. Wanna come with me?" I'm doing it already. ::looks around at the ER::
5. "Why are you checking out my ass?" ::imitates a fish and then just stammers as he quickly tries to find somewhere else to be::