Sue the Dinosaur. As noted in the Media section of that article, Harry has some... experience with Sue. And hell's bells, would I love to see a repeat of that happen here!
Jake:
A view-only display of two books, and a hand-written Final Essay called "My Understanding of Truth" by John Chambers (full text is on his userinfo page). The books are a children's book called Charlie the Choo-Choo by Claudia y Inez Bachman, and a battered paperback called Riddle Dee Dee! with several pages torn out of the back.