Todd laughed. "You know, if anyone else called me Toddy, I'd be pissed," he pointed out. "I don't know how you get away with these things." He shook his head, enjoying the moment. Winifred never failed to make him feel incredibly excited about life and amazingly relaxed and at ease at the same time. "Anyway," he continued, not minding at all that he needed to pause for her outburst, but wanting to get back on the topic of his love life, since the story was long and interruptions would just make him lose his train of thought.
"So. It turned out that Joseph- fabulous, gorgeous Joseph had a bit of a wandering eye. And a wandering penis to match." Todd smirked, remembering the discovery that his live-in lover was a cheater. "And hell hath no fury like a gay man scorned, honey. I was pissed. And pathetic," he added. "Really pathetic." He looked over at Winifred. "It's important for you to understand how pathetic I was to even get the rest of the story," he explained. "Because it is winning." He raised his eyebrows. "With me so far? We're now jumping ahead to Christmas Eve, this past year. When I met....drum roll please, Seth!"