"I’m like 75% sure this won’t explode on us." "I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it." puck is the dragon "hi i’m your neighbor from down the hall and my heater is broken so may i stay with you for a few hours until my heater’s fixed?" "you thought you figured out some famous theoretical problem and you were so happy you were crying but I hate to break it to you but you forgot a decimal place when you were multiplying a figure so" "you knocked my books out of my arms and you’re refusing to pick them up bc you’re claiming i walked into you when it was totally you who banged into me and we’ve been stood here arguing about this for ten minutes already"