Winston
Is sad. Doesn't have many fucks to give people to give gifts to.
Not quite a jewel tone (although maybe it is?), but Euphie got this shawl.
Unless she hates spices or something, Amanda got this. He thought that she may find it amusing. If not, she can always share it with unsuspecting people and watch their eyes water. Yeah, he's a dick.
Jude got either a mug or a bag of ground coffee. Or both. He's not very creative.
Whistle got a 90's tamagotchi that Winston had actually put some effort into finding left anonymous in a box on his console. He will never admit to it.